Помогите срочно!!!Нужно придумать историю с идиомами на английском языке(story with idioms(similies))

Once I met a man. He was very strange. Ne was as deaf as a post and as blind as a bat and as thin as a rake and as mad as a hatter. We were very hungry and decided to go to a tavern. And I saw him eating like a horse and drinking like a fish. I was so afraid that I decided to run away. When I came home I went to bed and slept like a dog.