ПЕРЕВОДИТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА:One day two friends were sitting in a restaurant. One of them,
a Scotsman, told his friends he would bet 10 that he could eat
a turkey and three pounds of sausages. Of course his friends did
not believe this. So the turkey was roasted and put before him on
the table. With great astonishment his friends watched him eating
up the bird. And after some minutes he also swallowed the three
pounds of sausages! So they had to pay the money.
The Scotsman finally drank some glasses of beer and then went
home together with one of his friends. But when they arrived at the
front door of his house, the Scotsman said to his friend, “Please
don’t tell my wife that I’ve eaten so much.”
“Why not?” asked his friend.
“Because she wouldn’t give me any supper!” the Scotsman
answered.