Write it in a different way.
1) Help me, plase.
2) Keep regular hours, plase.
3) Do mornig exercises every day, plase.
4) Eat more healthy food, please.
5) Read more useful books, please.
6) Take the dog out, please

1 Would you blow me?2 I will do it without charge3 Do handjobs in the mornings4 Eat filthy food5 Read mature journals6 Take out the mutt