1) I am a 55 years old school guard. I worked in FBI when I was younger, but at the age of 50 I decided to do something more useful for people around me than to spy on all of them. :D 2) I think next 10 years of my life I'll protect this school from angry criminals who want to offend students and teachers.3) I don't have any friends except my guard-dog Max and a little rat Cherry, who lives in the basement.4) I couldn't stand studying in school, I thought that I am too clever for all of these subject. I was sure that I born to be special. And do to something special. 5) I hated maths because I had to sit with an annoying guy, who was copying me works all the time.6) Yes. sure.7) I don't think that I'll have any problems with this job because I am a very stong guy. Except girls who will be in love with me, because I am a very hot guy with big shoulders:P8) A+ of course9) I don't really remember my childhood. Except the fact that I was in bad relations with all of these people around me. With parents, classmates and so on. I don't wanna talk about that to be honest.10) I worked for FBI in the past, and the thing that I am really proud of is that I destroyed several terrorist organizations.11) I stepped in poop once.12) I can't stand boring and pessimistic people. And I hate liers.13)Yes of course. IT makes me feel more self-confident.14) I'll play with my cat and read a book.15) No, I am not afraid of it. It makes me stronger and helps not to make mistakes in the future16) For 3 days.17) I don't really care about my salary. But I think 500dollars a day is enough for me.18) Purple19) Flowers for Algernon, Ken Kizi20) I don;t watch TV21) Swimming22) 6023) You don;t have any reasons for that, I am perfect.24)Because I am perfect and I even have some letters of recommendation from FBI25) I am calm26) People who can't understand me27) No, I don;t have any. I've already got your characteristics from FBI28) you can ask my previous boss about that. But I personally can tell you that I am clever, strong and I like children.