Рассказ о дне Гарри Поттера на английском языке

So, Garreh Putter walked down to the club penguin. He met some hoes there, wasted 4 minutes of his mudda fockin' time slappin' them asses. The he met Dashie The Doug, Dashie helped Garreh Ultra Putteh get the Puss and then they came out of the club like a bawd. That's it folks, treat hoes better!