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Two serious gents in the middle of might
Were having debates on the property right,
They hardly escaped the boot, which l threw.
I'm sure my actions were fair and true,
As thus l prevented the fight.

Two  serious   gents  in the  middle of might  tuː ˈsɪərɪəs ʤɛnts ɪn ðə ˈmɪdl   ɒv maɪt Were having  debates  on the property right, wɜː  ˈhævɪŋ dɪˈbeɪts ɒn ðə ˈprɒpəti raɪt, They  hardly  escaped  the  boot, which l  threw. ðeɪ  ˈhɑːdli  ɪsˈkeɪpt  ðə   buːt, wɪʧ   ai θruː. I'm   sure my    actions    were  fair   and  true,aɪm ʃʊə  maɪ ˈækʃ(ə)nz  wɜː   feər ænd  truː, As  thus l   prevented  the fight.æz ðʌs ai prɪˈvɛntɪd ðə  faɪt.