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Спасибо большое!А как это переводится

Today I woke up very early. I heard strange noise. First I felt angry but then I started worry a bit. I carefully opened my door and went to the kitchen. There I sow a broken cap and my black cat sitting in front of me. I started laughing. But my cat was not feel good like me. I will remember this strange day for years