Переведите текст,пожалуйста.Мне очень нужно.Сама не успеваю сделать это

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печатал быстро могут быть лишние буквы

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First, let me introduce myself. I'm a handsome, moderately well-fed man of the very strength of forces. puchu! n most ordinary to me about 40. I nite-man. I take up politics, sports, modern art. I'm just crazy about jaya, I love listening to Jazz radio in the car. I'm telling you a wonderful story. I'm in good physical shape. I rarely get sick. I am fully secured and, most importantly, not married. In general, I'm the same prince on a white horse, which all girls dream of. However, for some reason I am constantly late for work, at work I brake all the time. If to speak frankly, I'm not a workaholic. Nevertheless, I was very fortunate, because my secretary-clever Jonah is always aware of all matters. She is such a douche wondering if she's been plugged into me ...