–Waiter! Will you show us the menu-card?– Here you are, sir. And this is the wine list.– Well, you may remove it as we are not going to take any drink. We are driving. We mean to have a snack and that’s all. Have you got lobsters?– I’m sorry, sir, but they are not on the menu.– And what about salmon?– No, sorry. We have not.– What a nuisance! Well, what is that famous food you treat your customers to?– Chicken broth is our speciality, sir.