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Bring the water. Bring water. 2. Do not take paper. Give me a piece of paper. Give me the paper. Q. I would like a bit of a variation. I like jam, it is very tasty. 4. Drink a glass of milk. Drink milk Drink milk (to have milk). 5. Put the cabbage on the table, I'm going to cook lunch. Buy cabbage, I'm going to cook today shchi. 6, Eat more porridge. - I do not like porridge. She is too salty, 7, Soup in the kitchen. Bring him here, please. I really want to eat. Give me a soup. 8. Do not buy these cucumbers, I do not like them. Do not buy cucumbers. 9, I want coffee. I would like to drink another cup of coffee. 10. Do not forget to buy bread. Do not leave the bread on the table, put it in the cupboard, 11, Bring, please, chalk. Give me shit, pompous