1.There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, "Does it buzz?"
he replied, "Yes, it does!
It's a regular brute of a Bee."
(Edward Lear)

2.There was a young man who was bitten
By twenty cats and kitten.
Cried he, "It is clear
My end is quite near
No matter! I'll die like a Briton
(Anonymous)

3.There was an Old Man of Pekin,
Who sat on the point of a pin,
He jumped up in pain,
That sat down again;
That silly Old Man of Pekin
(Anonymous)

4.There was once a girl named Ruth,
 Who pulled out a very loose tooth;
 She started to cry,
Was afraid whe would die;
But instead she grew a new tooth.
(Anonymous)

5.there was a young lady of niger 
who smiled when she rode on a tiger 
they returned from the ride 
whith the lady unside 
and a smile on the face of the tiger
(Cosmo Monkhouse)

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