Нужно два анекдота на английском языке! не пошлых, на урок надо

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away."What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse."Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

спасибо)

я тебе отправляла анектоды