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Dishonesty and lying are like twisted or sloping lines.
Honesty and truth are like straight lines that go up or along.
It was bad business, involving some crooked dealers.
It's not true: you are twisting the facts.
The newspapers put their own splat on what happened.
They were accused of bias in their reporting.
That's are very warped version of the truth.
She's completely straight: I'd trust here anywere.
He kept to the straight and narrow after his release from prison.
Are they on level ? Can we trust them?
I need to level with you: I can't pretend that things are OK.
There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.