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My wife DaneMy husband DaneMy partner, DaneI came to learnI came to workI came to seek political asylumIf all the seas were one sea,What a great sea that would be!If all the trees were one tree,What a great tree that would be!And if all the axes were one axe,What a great axe that would be!And if all the men were one man,What a great man that would be!And if the great man took the great axe,And cut down the great tree,And let it fall into the great sea,What a splish-splash that would be!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++The Little Woman and the PedlarThere was a little woman,As I have heard tell,She went to marketHer eggs for to sell;She went to marketAll on a market day,And she fell asleepOn the king's highway.There came by a pedlar,His name was Stout,He cut her petticoatsAll round about;He cut her petticoatsUp to her knees;Which made the little womanTo shiver and sneeze.When this little womanBegan to awake,She began to shiver,And she began to shake;She began to shake,And she began to cry,Lawk a mercy on me,This is none of I!But if this be I,As I do hope it be,I have a little dog at homeAnd he knows me;If it be I,He'll wag his little tail,And if it be not IHe'll loudly bark and wail!Home went the little womanAll in the dark,Up starts the little dog,And he began to bark;He began to bark,And she began to cry,Lawk a mercy on me,This is none of I!(3 небылицы