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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a hike. After a good lunch, they are preparing for the night and fall asleep. Few hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend: “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”. “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes, ' says Watson. “And what does that mean?” Watson ponders for a minute."Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and possibly billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I conclude that the time is approximately 3:15. Meteorologiske, I suspect that tomorrow will be a beautiful day. Theologically, I can see that God is Almighty, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. And what does it tell you, Holmes?- Watson, you are idiot. This means that somebody stole our tent.

Я писала покороче и попроще.Little boy and girl looking through a book Brama "Life of animals". And suddenly you begin to argue:"May!""Can not!""May!""Can't. Go ask grandma"Use in the kitchen."Grandma, you can have kids?""Well, dear, of course not.""I told you that she was a male. "Перевод:Маленькие мальчик и девочка рассматривают книгу Брема "Жизнь животных". И вдруг начинают спорить:"Может!""Не может!""Может!""Не может. Пойдем спросим у бабушки"Прибегают на кухню."Бабушка, у тебя могут быть дети?""Ну, милые, конечно, нет.""Я тебе говорил, что она самец."