Rome, my friend and I sit in the train to get to the coast. Vaguely aware that you need to go seems to be on the sixth stop, but are not sure whether the train we boarded. Ask certain - around one Italians who do not know English. Suddenly, the train comes to a girl and asks us something in Italian. We English - do not understand. It is in broken English - a train to Nettuno? We - you're trying to learn. She - now demand. He turns to his neighbor, asks us to translate - yes, to Nettuno, drive correctly. We are in English - and as we would validate the tickets? Girl takes us back to the platform, shows and talks in English, as composted tickets. Back in the car. The girl asks, where to go, whether we like Rome, all in broken English. And then her phone rings, she picks up the phone and answers in perfect Russian: "Yes, dear, I listen to you, too." Friend: "Oh, how!" She: "Are you Russian too ?!"