ПОМОГИТЕ СРОЧНО ПОЖАЛУЙСТА !!!!!!!! НАПИСАТЬ СМЕШНОЙ РАССКАЗ ИЛИ АНЕГДОТ НА АНГЛИЙСКОМ ИЗ ШКОЛЬНОЙ ЖИЗНИ

1)A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. What are you waiting for? Student: I do not know which side to write the othet 5!2) student: \"Would you punish me for something I didn\'t do?\" Teacher: \"of course not\". I haven\'t done my homework\".