Надо придумать небольшой смешной рассказ о себе на английском языке

I really like to fish in the lake. I went fishing once. I took my friend with me. We took baits, fishing rods and other supplies. We puffed up the boat. We sailed to the middle of the lake. Then I started to fish casually. I did not notice how the time flew. I found out later that the phone had missed. My friend and I almost did not catch anything. My friend suddenly said that the fish was biting. My friend caught my telephone and I was happy. I thanked to my friend. I will never take the telephone on fishing.