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Once upon a time there was a Rabbit and a Squirrel. They loved each other very much. Once Rabbit suggested:

- Squirrel, let\'s live together, get married.- But you are a rabbit, and I am a squirrel.- The power of our love is above stereotypes and species-racial considerations, Squirrel.

So they began to live as a family, in love and understanding. But they could not have children, so they were very sad.Rabbit says:- Maybe we can\'t have children because I\'m a rabbit and you\'re a squirrel? Let\'s go to the Owl, she is smart, she knows everything.So they went to the Owl and Rabbit asked:- Owl, tell me why we do not have children? Is it because we are Rabbit and Squirrel?- Are you crazy? You don\'t have children because you are both boys!