Придумайте смешные правила для родителей на английском языке

If your children don’t want to eat soup, then give them chocolates. If your child does not understand math, then do all homework instead him. If you want your child to make no noise, give him access to the computer with the games. If you want your child not to break toys, take all his toys from him. If you want to lose weight, you must have a lot of children, so you will not have any food for yourself or any time to have dinner. If it seems to you that your children do not pay attention to you, then lie down on the sofa, relax, start reading an interesting book and your children will immediately come to you with a lot of requests. If you want your children to help sort out the packages from the store, then put the sweets on the bottom of the package and let them sort.