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A parrot sits in a briefcase.

Dan: Good morning, Steve. How are you?

Steve: Good morning, Dan. I am fine, thank you and you? I see you look very happy today. What is wrong with you?

Dan: Yes, you are right. I am very happy today. I have a reason for my happiness.

Steve: Really, tell me.

Dan: Look Steve. A parrot sits in a briefcase. 

 Steve: Are you crazy? A real parrot? You will be punished for bringing an animal. You are mad Dan.

Dan: Yes, I know, but I could not leave a parrot at home. It will be very sad for parrot to stay alone.