The two men were sitting at the bar. The one (near) nearer to me was the (big) _____ and (strong) _____ man I have ever seen. The one (far) _____ from me was the (small) _____ and (weak) _____. They were having the (violent) _____ argument I had ever heard. Suddenly the little man said, ‘It’s a case of the (small) _____ brain in the world fitted into the (big) _____ head!’ They were his (last / latest) _____ words. The little man didn’t know what hit him as he fell to the floor. ‘When Shortie wakes up, tell him that was my (better / best) _____ Karate chop,’ the big man told the barman as he left. The next evening, King Karate was at the bar as usual when Shortie crept in quietly, swung his arm and the champ fell to the floor. ‘When Karate wakes up,’ Shortie said , ‘tell him it was my (oldest / eldest) _____ Land Rover starting handle.’