Рассказ типичный русский дом по англиский

The basic Russian home. There must be minimum one living room. On the walls must be a carpet, also without it you can't say that is the Russian home. This home can be a really big or small, it is doesn't make sense. People who are living in there can have black skin, or not, it's doesn't make sense to, but every respecting himself Russian guy must drink vodka, a lot of vodka. That's all. Thanks