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- Hello, my dear! Where are we?

- Hello! I don't remember you, sir, sorry. Who are you? And, by the way, we are in England.

- How you don't remember me, sir Byron?! I'm Jack London!.. Wow, England. It means, that I arrived in the right place.

- Oh, of course, you are Jack London! Please, beg my pardon. How is your new tale?

- It's going to be cool, I think. Thanks for asking! I've been writing this for months. It's about a strong man, a sea and a great love. I guess, you would like it. When I finish it, I'll sent you. And how is your new novel?

- It's fine, thanks. I'm not ready to say anymore about it. Can we turn on sir Newton?

- Yes, indeed. What did this crazy man do?

- He just built a prism for light.

- Well, it sounds strange. I hope, he'll soon explain it. Wait! Five o'clock! I have to go! My tea is waiting for me! Would you like to join me?

- No, thanks. Good bye!

- Good bye! Have a nice rest of the day!